After all the physical activities I've been taking part in over the last 5 months, including Heli-boarding, the greatest injuries have been sustained in that most dangerous of places, the Jacuzzi.
The first injury resulted from a flying plastic disc that hit me an inch above my left eye at full speed while I was quietly sitting in the Jacuzzi. If it was intentional it would have been a 9.5 out of 10 for accuracy - a little lower or slower and it would have taken my eye out. Hot on that incident's heels is a bacterial infection called Folliculitis, which I've further self diagnosed to be Hot Tub Folliculitis. Never having had a rash that's appeared so quickly did cause the traditional male "I'm going to die" response for a short time. 30 minutes in casualty, with the pay-off of an attractive female doctor laughing at my insignificant injury, was time well spent.
Current weight is 16 stones 10 pounds (234 pounds / 106.2 kg)
Noteable point: I now weight less than I did at school.
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I wouldn't disrespect anything to do with staph A.
(See my arse)
I'm happy to say that I've only seen a photograph of the affected area of your arse.
The good news is mine is clearing up significantly today, so I don't think I'll be required to have an arse inspection any time soon.
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