Thursday 13 December 2007

Gushing (Slight Return)

It was a week since the original Gushing. But during yesterday's introduction to the "Concept 2" rowing machine, Kristy returned very swiftly to the main event of last weeks session, projectile sweating.

I believe I have made an impression!

She still couldn't believe she bore witness to the event with her own eyes. It was confirmed that I am unique in her clientele history; the only one who can perform this act. Actually, she offered further details of the event, which I didn't pick up on last week amidst the confusion. Not only did the Gush eminate from the back of my head, it was immediately precursed by a like Gushing of sweat from the front of my head. A double whammy!

After some pretty serious, in-depth technical discussions on human physiology, it was concluded that the event looks something akin to this.

2 comments:

The Editor said...

That could possibly be 'gross' if it does look like play doh.

The Incredible Bulk said...

Although we never actually discussed it, I'm pretty sure my sweat isn't coloured.

 

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