It's a Christmas Miracle!
There are few people in this world who would be happy that they "only" weighed 20 stones. The first category that springs to mind are retired Sumo wrestlers.
After shedding shoes, fleece, jeans, socks and boxer shorts, I can confirm that I am indeed still under 20 stones. Of course I looked ridiculous standing on the scales, but the needle clearly pointed directly to the line marking "20 stones". Being an optimist, I regard my actual weight as being just under the mark, since I ate breakfast less than 20 minutes previously.
This is quite a remarkable feat, considering there were 3 big meals, 3 bottles of Whisky, a couple of crates of beer, a selection box of chocolates and more than a few handfulls of crisps in the past week. Quite remarkable.
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Any of the claimed 2 Million 'Super Morbidly Obese' Jabba The Hutts in the US would be quite happy to halve their weight to 20 stone.
http://www.tvscoop.tv/2008/01/will_2008_see_t_2.html
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