Tuesday 8 April 2008

Nipples and Vaseline

Kristy and I have just been out for a run and finished stretching.

"What's the best thing for chaffed nipples?" I ask Kristy after she sees me looking downwards inside my top as we are walking to the reception to book another session.

"Vaseline" is her immediate reply.

I pause for a short time to think of something non-sexual to say. "Before of after?".

"Before of after what?" Her brain has obviously moved on from my question, and we've since arrived at the main reception desk. So I'm forced to repeat myself in front of the entire staff "Should I put Vaseline on my nipples before or after we go out?"

That's one way to stop everyone's conversations.

Current weight is 16 stones and 4 pounds (228 pounds / 103.5 kg).

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